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Paw Laws!
#1, "Don't confuse the Big Dogs Club!, with the retail chin Big Dog Store!
#2 " Big Dogs Attitude are not limited to sex, Attitude is Everything! Anyone can be a potential Big Dog!
#3 "Don't make to many Laws, Big Dogs don't wear leashes or answer to BOY!"
#4. "Big Dog's don't Fetch, in case of doubt, refer to law #3.
#5. Members who distinguish themselves in a year are eligible for the following awards:
"Bone Award": members who contribute to the "Poop Scoop" are eligible for this award.
" Distemper Award" Members who come to the attention of the Grand Master Dog, or Guard Dog for conduct un-becoming a BIG DOG can receive this award.
"Mad Dog Award" Special award to a member who distinguishes themselves as a Bid Dog Member who stirs up city, county, state, or federal officials!
"Pedigree Award" Any Big Dog that distinguished themselves during the year!
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